Steve: I hate artillery. I hate having three of them in matches!
Jeff: Just get arty safe! Don’t be predictable! Stop camping!
Gets focused as I am hiding behind a rock**
Steve: None of this helps when you get focused.
Jeff: “You were not arty safe to begin with. Take a smarter position next time, you red tomato!”
Gets splashed behind a house**
Jeff: “Play lights or fast mediums! Just avoid getting hit.”
The arty shot misses, but knocks out two of my crew members and damages my tracks**
Jeff: You need to use your repair-kit and med-kit, stupid!
Uses repair-kit and med-kit**
Second or third artillery damages tracks and knocks out crew members once again”*
Jeff: Uninstall the game, noob!